ok mad man, listen...we need some umor in this cuz its getting dull reading a bunch of topicals about death or love, so im gonna spit of some fun ones, i got stars next to the ones i really wanna see

Anally raped by a drunk Santa Claus
Guys named Todd*
Where they got the named Xerox*
Fax Machines*
Chia Pet killing sprees*
The Mr. Rogers Experience*
On LSD

for real take them into consideration, we need some humor in his league