Dawg...

This nigga wishes he could be as great as an MC as me//
This nigga wishes he could be seen on TV//
I'm comin' with a chainsaw in my hand, like Mathers comma Martial//
What u r readin' here is my fuckin' worst, only partial//
Yet I can see ya bobbin' ur head up in down, obviously//
You hate me mentally but you love me honestly//
I'm ice-cold, like a fuckin' freezer//
Listen to me bitch, 'cause I'm the hip-hop teacher//
When a nigga is good, you wan' him as a feature//
O' maybe u wan' him fo a bum-rapin' partner//
An' afta tha', ya maybe u'll wanna go farther//
Next you'll be suckin' his dick//
Man, u ain' pimpin', ur a fuckin' gay-ass trick!//
Please, spare us the details of yo homosexual fantasies//
Jus' try to learn from these fuckin' sick-ass similes!//