A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly one day so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. That day her husband also comes home unexpectedly, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here"
The Lover says, "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a baseball"
Lover: "That's nice"
Boy: "Want to buy it?"
Lover: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside"
Lover: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "$25."
In the next few weeks, it happens again and the boy and the lover find themselves in the closet together again.
Boy: "Dark in here"
Lover: "Yes, it is"
Boy: "I have a baseball mitt."
The Lover remembering the last time, he asks, "how much?"
Boy: "$75"
Lover: "Fine"
A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball around."
The boy says, "I can't, I sold them."
Father: "How much did you sell them for?"
Boy: "$100"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that, that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church for confession." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional and he closes the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."
The Priest says, "Don't start that shit again!"