Yo man, was that your verse or a recycled nursery rhyme?/'Cause it was about as much fun to read as Heidegger's Being and Time

I don't really anticipate you'll get that reference, though/Nor would I expect from you a pedagogical quid pro quo

'Cause I doubt you've got much knowledge in that tiny Texas brain/Well, at least not as much as this Ivy-educated Reign

See, I've got a BA, a Masters, and soon a PhD/While you'll be lucky just to pass your third attempt on the GED

So don't be coming at me with these half-wit insult spits/Better just to look in the mental mirror and pop your own intellectual zits