Lookin in the mirror at myself, with my comb in my hand
My hair can't do shit, I leave it, it looks bland
Get my shirt on, take one more look into the mirror at my hair
"Here comes Mad Man out the door. Ladies better beware!"
Tell my Mom I'll be back late, get the keys to my 4Runner
Pulling out that driveway that night, was easily my biggest blunder
The trip I made was uneventful, except for an 80 year old flipping me off
Arrived at Liam's house not long after, so nervous, my face turned hot
Walked in the door got on my groove, and had a real great night
Knocking back drinks, made me better, and then I had no fright
Then in an act of boldness, went up to the finest biatch in the joint
Spit some game, made some jokes, it seemed everything was right on point
She wasn't up for the one night shit, so I got her number, and I was content.
Sobered up not to long after, grabbed my keys, and away I went.
Checked my mirrors twice started up my car, making sure I saw no C.H.P.
Then like a bat out of hell it came, My car flipped two times, or maybe three
Felt a snap in my neck, and the rest of my body went numb
Fell unconcious after that, but I wasn't dumb, I could see the sum
My neck had snapped, I was paralysed, and I awoke to see a green wall
Tryed to move my mouth, no response, nothing happened at all
I was a vegetable with no feelings up or down my body.
A machine now breathing for me, I prayed to my dear Goddy.
My Mom walked in, and cryed over me, and then said "Pull the plug quickly..."
They took me off my life support device, also known as my LSD...






Bet you didn't see that coming.

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