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Old 07-08-03, 01:04 AM   #14
MultiVersEal
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From: murdaland
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Originally posted by WOOSHY
^lol fair enuff thourght he ment some cystal meth or sum8 :S


Here, I will explain fully:

1 Go to 7-11, or a tobacco shop

2 Ask for a Dutchmaster cigar, Vanilla flavored

3 If the employees will not let you, pull out your Glock 17, aim, preferably for the head, and squeeze the trigger twice. Then take the cigar.

4 Obtain some marijuana. Blue Haze is a very nice strain of marijuana. Go to your local pusher, and casually tell him you are looking. Buy a Quarter of an Ounce of this Blue Haze. If he charges you more than $120, shoot him. (You should still have 18 rounds left).

5 Return to your crib. Now you will need scissors and tweezers

6 Remove the cigar from the plastic package. Cut the front tip of the cigar off and remove the tobacco with the tweezers

7 Remove the seeds and stems (if any). In the words of Celph Centered, roll the blunt, separate the stems from the leaves. Ok so maybe you not rolling the blunt but this is called the Godfather.

8 Place the Blue Haze in the cigar, packing it with enough but not too much air pockets.

9 Place Vanilla Dutch in your mouth. Spark it.

10 Hit it until you fucking pass out.

Hope this helped.
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