blah quick key...

Petrafy Couldn't Worry Me If He Knocked Out Tha Lightz...*
Everybody In JerZ Knowz, Nuthin But Bullshit Comez Outta Seaside Heightz...*
This Kid Iz Slow, I Gave Him All Tha Cluez...
Battling Me Iz Like Boardwalk Gamez, You're Going To Lose...*
Why I Accept This Challenge?, I Should've Known This Kid'll Be Lame...
It'z Not Even Fair, You're Right, We Should've Kept This On AIM...
It'z Over, After This Go Away And Learn From This Defeat...
I Hope You Enjoyed This, This Iz Tha Only Time You'll Battle In Elite...

this one sorta deservez an explanation since alotta ppl don't live in JerZ:

all linez with "*" has to do with hiz location, seaside heightz...
i went there a few dayz ago and tha damn lightz went out in tha whole town...
seaside heightz iz dirty as hell, still fun tho lol...
everybody knowz boardwalkz have gamez...

start tha votez...