Well...
That was certainly quite the merkin...
The newb came pretty good, for a newb.
But, like we see from so many of them...
It was real simple, elementary, whatever adjective ya wanna use.
It still means not enough wordplay, weak metas, etc.
The strongest line he had was the "curb" one.
That was it.
Crack threw nice everything down and took this home easily.
Holla back...
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