Haha... damn.. didn't think you were serious. I'm still a newbie you know? This might be my 7th loss :\ oh well. here it is

Yo, I'll uppercut from under your mandible, rush at your ass with swift speed and attack you like a cannonball//
and beat your fuckin' ass down like "The Hulk" only difference is I'm more "Incredible" (cartoon "The Incredible Hulk")//
I'll eat you like pot roast like a cannibal//
If you're dyslexic, how the fuck are you 'sposed "read" your own rhymes if they're too "illegible"?//

Hey everybody, I know it was "wack". But that's all I got. Well... it's your turn, Sand.