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Old 07-18-03, 07:11 PM   #90
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Carlos returns from the doctor and tells his wife, Marta, that the Doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Carlos asks Marta for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they "get busy".

About six hours later, Carlos goes to Marta and says, "Mami chula, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Vamos a hechar el polvo one more time?". Of course Marta agrees and they do it again.

Later, as Carlos gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches Marta's shoulder and asks, "Mami, please....just one more time before I die." She says, "Of course mi papi chulo" and they make love for the third time.

After this session, Marta rolls over and falls asleep. Carlos, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps Marta and says "Nena, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could........." At this point Marta sits up and says, "Mira Cabron, I gotta get up in the morning.....YOU DON'T!
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