Dropping first cuz I aint got time to wait for your verse....

Microsoft Murderaz? This computer nerd's gettin burnt
I told this loser "work on ya textstyle" so this retard changed his font
Phrantik's a sad bitch known only for his moderator antics
He can't manage, in da booth I "shoot him up" like heronie addicts
Leaving Phrantik "Dead On Arrival" like an "untrained paramedic"
Too bad you didn't post first, so that for a little while, you would've led
Like "sewing the neck in shirts," you'll "never be a-head in a closed threads"
Looking for a girl goin out with Tik? That'll be hard to find
cuz my dates have to be fine, but Tik's blind dates have to be blind!
Tik's getting buried with his favorite thread, just like a dead man
He gets "stood up all night" so he thinks he had a "One Night Stand!"

Closer
Ya rapping aint a commodity, shit you "can't even count properly!"
That's why "ya bars are a-dull-three" like Kobe Bryant's bargain plea (adultry)

lol, unlucky 13, eh, lets see what ya got....