Comedy Starter

Im a snack you like SCOOB, cuz you let me at you like SCRAPPY::You bitten of more than you can chew like SHAGGY.

4Real now....

I'll turn you into a mystery horror story::Cuz your styles are so wack your spits are just as gory.
Fuck them faggots i'll battle you, you announce::But you a newb in the game still still trying to spit words you cant pronounce.
You wanna learn how to walk before you learn how to run::You imature like babies still get ya mumma to wipe your bum.
You wanna watch your mouf if you callin me out::Cuz now im gonna rip them shits out and turn em around.

Take him out...

I got 5 bars left to throw at ya chest::You couldnt defend against me if you returned ya best.
Like ed209 i'll give you twenty seconds to comply::Put holes in ya chest like when you fuckin apple pies.
Cuz thats the closest thing you get to fucking hoes tushy::Unless you bend your dick around fuck yourself cuz you a pussy.
Cuz you coming unstuck like a wet tyres and you driving like a bitch::Im tailgating your rhymes like trailors soon you'll become unhitched.
Your new to this bill and im sure to leave you twisted::so your name suits well as I add it to my bitch list.

There you go son, sorry it took so long im at work see.....