All ya words run together, something wrong witcha kb or maybe ya mouse?
Carson's trailer-home got in an accident so he claims he reps a "broken house"

The only time you get a thread on lock is when the battle is closed
This hillbilly rents out his farming equipment, just to say he's pimpin hoes

Carson's rap is like his sex-life... He BITES more than he can swallow
When his boyfriend asked for a handjob, he thought he got employed as a hand model

Carson's over twenty and still aint gotten laid? Damn that's sad-to-see
Her literally kicks it doggie-style with his bitch, he likes beastality

Like he got low tolerance of alcohol, Carson gets wasted in seconds
but like IRS letters to the homeless, he just don't get the message