Creative indeed. Mad original. I liked it.
I thought the
IMPATIENT VERSION and the SUSPICIAN VERSION should have been reversed tho:

THE IMPATIENT VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

THE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:
If you love somebody,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
forget her.

If you're suspicious of her, wouldnt you ask her why?
and if you're impatient, wouldnt you say forget her?
nice piece tho.
Stay up.