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Old 07-29-03, 12:58 PM   #94
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales
girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is
looking
for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A
few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of
string
on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
for some
tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I
sent
my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with
a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo much
cheaper. So..... I figure if I have to roll my own . so does
she."
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