Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in
love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Jenny's
father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr.
Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in
marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well Johnny,
you
are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Jenny's
room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay
then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to
support Jenny."

Again, Johnny instantly replies, "Our allowance...Jenny makes 5 bucks a week
and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should
do
us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that
Johnny won't have an answer to.

After a second, Mr. Smith says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got
everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will
you
do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so
far..."

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