Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell
The Devil says"Well we are crowded right now, but I like you. So we'll let you pick a room, and whoever is in the room leaves and goes to heaven".
The first room is a man running track.
Bill says"I hate runnin"
the second room has a man swimming in a pool
Bill Says"I hate swimmin"
the third room has Monica Lewinsky suckin an old mans dick
Bill Says"I want to stay here,Oh YEAH"
Sevil says"O.K Monica, you can go now"

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Only God can judge me, Who THE FUCK IS YOU?!