Theres this couple making out.
The girl says, "I need to pee",
so the guy tells her"go into the bushes"
so she goes in
the guy, being horny as fuck reaches insid, and feels something hard,long, and cold.
hes surprised and says "Honey, did you change your sex?"
she goes
"No I changed my mind, i have to take a shit"

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