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Old 07-29-03, 01:15 PM   #99
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there were three asian daughters and their mother
The Mother tells them to bring their boyfriends for dinner
and into the night they'll have sex
So they bring the men, have dinner and the mother tells them to go into the room.
She passes in fron of each room.
The first room, she heard screaminThats good she thought
the second room she heard screechingThats goodshe thought
the last room she heard nothingWhat the fuck?
so she takes them in the morning and gives them analysis
She goes to the first daughter."i heard screaming, thats good"
The second one"I heard screeching, thats good"
the third one"I heard nothing, what happened in there, low sex drive?"
the daughter replied "Well Mommy, you taught me never to talk with my mouth full"
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