one mo imagery wat this kat looks like

CARCUZ has a confession to make, B Rabbit style...

My name IS CARCUZ, my whole FAMILY has fat asses
I DO have titties, red hair and black glasses
My Stomach DOES consist of ice cream and lots of cake
I DO add sugar to my Frosted Flakes
I've never EVER been running or healthy
And when my shirt's off it DOES look like my stomach is melting

COO, now on to the SAINTS part...

Your coach is the strongest man in the world, I'm not doubtin' it, hey...
I saw him bench 1,000 pounds...when he took you out of the game
Step to me and get wrecked, there's no way to smother this
'Cuz I'll uppercut your chin, and then I'll uppercut the other six
I bet you bleed gravy chump, and your waist shows I'm right
So when I slit your wrists, it's 'cuz my mashed potatoes are dry
Try to get in your good graces, with this pen that I write with
So I'll give CARCUZ a drum roll, but just as a side dish
Look at those TITTIES pal, even your shirt is feeling sick
'Cuz if you moved that logo to the right, you'd be breast feeding it
CARCUZ thinks he's missing some body parts, some spaces are vacant
Really his adams apple and dick just took a permanent vacation
Not that I blame them, compared to whales you have the bigger weight
Stomach's so big your happy trail's more of an interstate
Get stomped on then mopped off, it's these fists you'll get socked with
Got so many Butterfingers Bart Simpson's security for your pockets


ok IM OUT

THAT WAS MORE OF A VERSE FO LAUGHTER