He said take a Suicide slide
no thats not for me
that requires initiative
I can still hear my inner little league coach yell'n
PITCH IT IN
PLAY THROUGH THE PAIN
GO GET THE TEAM SOME GATORADE
his orders go right through me
at full volume
to this day
all this kids are chanting
dont-fuck-up
dont-fuck-up
but i was indifferent
never a team player
no I in team
they said
but there is a
m and an e
I was never
much of an
athlete
standards that i
cant meet
some body
feel free
to stop me
before I
leave
YOU FUCKING LOSER
WHY DONT YOU TRY WINNING FOR ONCE
DONT YOU KNOW HOW NOT TO BE A KLUTZ?
shut the fuck up
your driving me fucking nuts
think your better than me
just cuz you have a job
and a gut
Id kill myself
If i was 45
and still wore sweatpants to work
YOU LITTLE JERK
I'LL WRING YOUR FUCKING NECK
ILL TEACH YOU THING A OR 2 ABOUT DISRESPECT
its not my fault
that youve got a crappy life
or that you just got divorced
from your 5th wife
and she took the house
and the kids
and now there both bastards
why dont you do yourself
a favor
skip the child support and
get yourself a stairmaster
YOU'LL NEVER BE ANYTHING
YOU LITTLE FAGGOT GO SING A SONG
MY LIFE MAY SUCK BUT YOUR'E NOT GONNA LIVE THIS LONG
your probly right, me living that longs not likely
but the way you turned out it
looks like somebody up there likes me
SMART ASS KID
TAKE OFF THAT UNIFORM AND PUT ON A DRESS
I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE THERES TOO MUCH FUCKING STRESS
you think it's stressful to be insulted
what a revelation
oh my god
youve had a
hard day of ego manifestation
get this man another hot dog
that'll fix that
I THINK IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
(falls to the floor)
alright, whos next up to bat?