How Do U Fit 40 Dead Babys In The Back Of A Trunk?
A Pitch-Fork

How Did Helen Kelar Burn Her Face?
She Answered The Iron

How Did She Burn It Again?
They Called Back

Have U Ever Seen Helen Kelars House?
Neither Has She

Why Did Hitler Commit Suicide?
He Got His Gas Bill

Whats Better?
8 Dead Babys In 1 Trash Can
or
1 Dead Baby In 8 Trash Cans

How Do U Fit 700 Jews In A Car?
The Ashtray

Whats The Average Students In GA Got On There SAT'z?
Drool

Lets Play War
I'll Just Lay Here And U Can Blow The Hell Out Of Me