So here we go, what do ya know another newbie tryin to match up to this flow./
Ill beat your ass legally with like we were on the Jerry Springer show//

“Freestyle king” you are new so lets what you have to bring/
Ill hand you your first lost like you were Gilberg, in a wrestling ring//

Ill beat you down and write “loser” on your forehead with a magic marker/
You’ll be humiliated so much you will have to hide your identity like Peter Parker. //
(Spider-Man)
Hah that’s laughter, tryin to match up to this uncanny skill/
You’ll be knocked out so quick like you took a sleeping pill//

Yawing because you are lost at words to say, well I understand that is ok/
Watchin you as an Emcee is almost bad as watchin Warren Sapp try to do Ballet//

Why even try, you don’t belong in this town, when I am done I will leave you face down/
You’re no king you’re just a clown when I am done guess who will be holding the crown//

Yep that is right me, Slim Lanky I am the winner I’ll guarantee/
If you want to hear some good skill, go by my cd it comes with a bonus dvd//

Well I am done, your skill has been matched and outdone/
Shit I do this for fun, Just ask the everyone else they knew who won//