Merked me last week but I wasn't at my peak cuz ya girl came by and left my knees weak...
Drained my fluids like sacrificing druids didn't leave a drop in me the way she blew it.

Ya rhymes lack diction, disses played so they worn from friction cuz bitin and recyclin are ya major afflictions...
Make ya votes fiction like they belong to a politician with a kiddie porn subscription livin in an orphange mission.

Comin back 'bigger' as ya challenger totin a 9" while you pack a derringer...(dick size diss)
'Poutin' cuz ya rhymes in need of a 'lift', upper lip quivering cuz that ain't the only thing ya can't keep stiff.

Firin my cartridge at ya nasal cartilage cuz ya like a fuckin pear tree missin it's partridge...
Nothin bout you's festive like starin at the sun so ya wouldn't know a good time if at Britney ya "poked fun".

I served rhymes like Sampras in his prime cuz it's like noon at the Hilton, ya checkout time...
Don't bother with bags cuz it's a half mast flag for ya body gettin dragged and fitted with a toe tag.

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Merkings will occur Monday thru Friday, 8 am thru 5 pm, C.S.T.
For my convenience, not yours!