yeh wikid topic man, i think everyones captivated by those "mounds of flesh", nice start and topic,

these lines didnt really have solid rymhes in em:

"Its been said maybe im obsessed with the opposite sex, but
now women call me Carpenter...always waking up to Wood."

"with luck i'll discover the girl who'll stay true, make me change
& meet Mrs. Right, im just prayin her first name isnt "Always"

"nothing too wild, just a woman to call mine and give my heart
because women are wonderful creatures, presents from God."

pretty comical lines though. i liked it
peace out.