ok a preist and a taxi driver die at the same time and go to heaven.
So then they find out that only one of them can get to heaven.
So saint peter goes to a computer and looks up their lives and says to the taxi driver "you may enter heaven my son"
the guy goes in, and the priest says to saint peter"what was that about? he's a taxi driver and i'm a priest, and he gets into heaven and I don't???"
and saint peter says"no you dont understand its all about statistics. When you preach, the people sleep. When he drives, they pray."