you couldn't hold down the spot if you stood on a dalmation/
the closest you get to combat is clothes you got at the salvation (army)/
you couldn't be "kool" if you smoked mc's like them menthols/
thought you was rollin 'till I slammed you around like a pin-ball/
you act like a gay E.T. cuz you tryin to "phone-homo's"/
I'ma bad mother fucka, just check in your mom's-pornos/
the only reason you "kool" at all is cuz you bustin no heat/
when I'm done, you be screamin like vegetarians "no beef!"/