Alchohalic beverages have left my brain-in-shambles
People laugh and snicker as I stumble and insanely-ramble
Too drunk to walk and I Know i shouldnt drive a car with people-in-it
but i do anyways even tho ive consumed more then the legal-limit
swerving lane to lane untill I see a cop cars red-lights
He pulls us over and said "you know you could be dead-right"?
I laugh puke out the window so the cop puts me-in-cuffs
also puts me in some shackles so I can flee-and-stuff
I hear a can hear a canine barking from the back-of-his-car
My fear of dogs makes me freak out but i cant move cause shackles-are-hard
he calls for back up in order to get me hauled-to-the-station
alchohal impared my judgement so I started to brawl-so-he's-macin
my face to subdue me untill his fucking back-up-arrives
I cant even see now due to the mace attackin-my-eyes
finally get to the station and I start trying to bust-things
so they through my ass in the fucking drunk-tank
sat there all night on a little cement block till the next-day
this is nothing new tho, i will do it again when I get next-pay