O AND ADVICE -- DISS YOU OPPONENT -- UNLESS YOU MAKIN OUTRAGEOUS CLAIMS -- NOBODY GIVES A SHIT:

EXAMPLE:

YOU MUST BE THE DUMB KIND FIGHTING A VET WIHT ALL YOUR FORCED LINES
B'LL BEHEAD YOU, WHILE YA STILL THINKIN' "I NEED TO WRITE AH PUNCH-LINE"
THIS KID'S AN IMPOSTER, AND I DEMAND QUIT YOUR SKILLZ LACK LUSTRE
YA CREW'S WACK, BUT THEY'LL IMPROVE, 10 WEEKS AFTER YOU LEFT THE ROSTER

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