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a blonde and brunett inherit their parents farm but after 3 months they're in debt so they decide to get a bull so they can breed and hopefully make sum muney. the brunett told the blonde i'll send u a telegraph when i need u to come pick me and the bull up so the brunett goes to another farmers ranch with all their muney which is $600. the bull costs $599, she then goes to the telegraph station but itz $1 per word and she only has 1 dolla, so she finally decides she will send her sister the word "comfotable" the clerk says "how will she know to come pick up the bull wit da word comfortable. the brunett says "my sister will read it slow..........comfortable......come-for-the-bull