a blonde dyes her hair bcuz she is tired of relentlessly being called stupid, the now beautiful brunett decides to show off her new hair and goes for a drive, she stopz at a farmers ranch and says "if i can guess how many sheep there are in ur flock can i keep one?" knowing that this would almost be impossible the farmer agrees. the blonde says "387!" which is correct so the astounded farmer lets her have one of his sheep. the EX-BLONDE picks out the most energetic one and takes it back to her car........then the farmer says "if i can guess ur natural hair color can i have my dog back?"