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Old 09-02-03, 04:36 PM   #130
MR. LEGEND
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Superman was flying around the city one day cause he was bored.

He had an Idea; I'll go to the bat cave and see Batman. When He arrived he asked Batman "You wanna go out and fight some crime?". "Nah, I gotta clean the batcave", Batman replied. So Superman took off.

He got another Idea;"I'll go to the Aqua-lab and see Aquaman". When he arrived, he said "What's up Aquaman, you want to go out and fight some crime with me?". "Ahhh, I can't, I gotta train these new Dolphins.", aquaman replied. "Okay" Superman replied, and he took off.

So now extremely board, Superman was flying over the city again, gets another Idea;"I'm gonna fly over a nude beach". So off he goes, over the nude beach.

While he was enjoying the sights he noticed something, adjusting his Super vision, he saw Wonder Woman, sunbathing with her legs wide open. Great Ideas was no stranger to this man so he thought;"since I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I'm gonna go down and tap that ass, and fly back up...shenever know!!!!

All of a sudden there was a great ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATBOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

Wonder woman in total shock exclaimed "What the fuck was THAT?!?!?"

Invisible man said, "I don't know...but my ASS HURTS"
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