All the same, a little sparring for my leisure couldn’t hurt//
So I’ll drop you like a Hobbit trying to save middle-earth//
A lopsided battle I can see he has has progressed//
A simple keystroke got you jumping out of your dress//
Nevertheless, I’ll make sure that you get what you deserve//
You woke a sleeping giant and I dropped your learning curve//
I haven’t battled in a while but you make it really easy//
In bed at night you practice while the sheets get the pee-pee//
Believe me, I’ve touched nothing but the surface//
If your price is right, Bob could only say it’s worthless//
So any way I word it man, you’ll always be a chump//
You revere in deep silence so this thread will never bump//
It’s OK though; I understand that your life is really hard//
But you can’t buy this win, or even charge the Disney card//
Now you look to the skies teary eyed, nose is runny//
Just take the next step and cop ‘Hip Hop For Dummies’//