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Originally posted by kgm
Physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
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3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
LMFAO! ...LoL @ Ass Off also
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
HAHAHA, Oh Shit, Literally!
5. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Oh Fuck! HaHaHaHa! Oh Shit, I'm gonna split my sphincter.
6. "You know, in West Virginia, we're now legally married."
HaHaHaHaHa!
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey..."
Oh Fuck! That Is CLASSIC!
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
Oh Shit! Thats Gold! HaHaHaHa
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
Oh So True! HaHaHa
13. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there
Oh Yes!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AYE!