“COM walks onto the stage after a huge delay by his oppenant with The Big Book Of Purples Past…. Purples face saddens as he remembers he had done some things he wishes he hadn’t……COM turns the first page,” “lets begin”

BTW this might read a bit weird with NO punctuation (weird rule)

You Rhymed With A Straight Face But Watch Me Dent Your Frown
You’re About To Change Pace, Get That Merk Percentage Down (above his avatar)
Can’t Afford To Rent This Clown For Parties I’m Too Expensive
How Can You Attack Me When You Always So Defensive?
Apprehensive About Me, Pretending To Doubt On Me
On This Next Little Fact Feeble Minded Will Vouch For Me
Left The Last Site Without Me Why Were You Mad At Me?
I Caught You Voting For Yourself With Ten Personalities
When I Found Out It Saddened Me, Even Battling Yourself
Purple Haze Is Schizophrenic, Man I Fear For Your Health
A Wealth Of Lyrics In My Hand And I Slap You With a Fifty
You Shouldn’t Make Me Angry I Got A Temper Like Bill Bixby (guy who played the hulk)

“And that is that, that is why purple haze came to RB, coz he had about 10 memberships at MR.LIF.COM and was voting and battling against himself”