Okay so I guy walks into the bar and sees a hot blonde. He says lets get drunk so we can loosen up a lil bit.
She says "Sorry but last time I drunk alcohol I got drunk and blew chunks at home.

The guy, trying to get her drunk says "It's okay, I'll hold your hair back when you start to puke..." to which the blonde replies

What the fuck are you talking about? Chunks is my dog.