Intro Like WHAT?!:

I dont like merkin 'doper mc's//
but please believe, i'll do this one easily//

*Grabs Pretend Net Mic*
Yo, Yo, I SAID YO mUffucka!!

I'ma murder you in the night, like a murderer at night//
Tape your mouth, rape you, then show you the point of my knife//
Dont care for your life, it's over, I've done murdered you//
Then you wake up, noticin the 12 pee stains all over you//
Aww., you dreamin about that damn policeman again?//
R. Kelly? 50 Cent? We all know you like MANY MEN//
Well then, I'm the dopest Mc you've ever been around//
I'm so dope, I'm beating you without making a sound//
*falls to the ground*, aight, let's get serious now HOE//
Ya best move would be for you to pull another NO SHOW//
You're ALL SHOW, no flow, and I'm about to switch this style//
Lookie Lookie how I can flip the rymes from the movie 8 mile//
EVERYBODY FROM THE NEW RB//
HIDE YA MUFFUCKIN DICKS FROM Mr. "Doper, MC"//
Shit, it's so simple beating this man down with my text//
I'm feelin like GOLDBERG, screamin WHO'SE NEXT!!//
Lyrical Chess, And you're just another Pawn//
I'ma make you my bitch, so now go mow my Lawn//
*Yawn* I gotta make this 20 lines or this bitch will cry//
Shame that I can still MERK you, while I'm half high//