Alright anyways, I'll post first. 5 bars, short and sweet.

I battle by way of deception I display rhyme trickery
The only thing obvious about me is that I claim victories

Of course there was no way for you to see this an unfair fight
And I'm not going to give you head but I am fucking you tonight

I stalk you for thrills like that flick surviving the game
It's not your fault your lyrically challenged and deprived in the brain

I'll knock out your lights like city wide black outs
I move systematic got 9 different attack routes

Twist your head till your neck break what a sucker
Too easy for me this is check mate muthafucker...

Now there's mine, let's see yours. Holla back.