Fav Eminem Verse = From Song 'If I Get Locked Up"

"I Used to Be A Lonely Man, Only Mad , Until I Got A Million Dollars,
Shit Now If I Only Had Half A Fucking Hair I'd Pull It, Faster Than
The Bullet Out Of Tupacs Chest,Before The Ambulance Came Too Late To
Do It.. I'm Tryna Grow It Back Again, It Was An Accident..had My Back
Against A Fan That Chopped it Off In Amsterdam..I Hate This Straight
Jacket, It Aint Latching, They Cant Lock it , So They Staple My Hands
To My Pants Pockets.. Cuz Cells Padded And Battered Like Someone Else
Had It, Before Me, And Just Kept Throwing Them Fuckin Self At It..
My Head Is Aching Im Dedicated To Medication.. But This Medics Taking
Too Long To Bring Me ThisSedidation, Anyway I Got Down With Dre, The
First Man Who Taught Me How The Glock Sounded And Sprayed.. Running Up
And Down The Streets Screamin' Fuck The Police, When You Still
had your Mothers Fucking Nipples Stuck In Your Teeth. Fuck it..
Became A Role Model After Colorado, Now All They Do Is Follow Me
Around And Holler 'Bravo' , Hell Yea I Punch My Bitch, and
Beat My Kids In Public, Suck My Dick, Bitch, Im Sick Enough To
Fuck A Man In His Face, But I Wont, Cuz You'll Prolly Wana Stand
In His Place.. So Put a Sock In it, With You Fake Ass Tupac Image,
You Faggots Aint Tough, You Just Get Drunk And Become
Talkative. I'm Probably The Awkwardest Alcoholic Walking Like A
Midget With A Ladder In His Back Pocket. So When You See Me
On Your Block, Stumbling, Mumbling a Buncha Dumb Shit, Like My
Drunk Uncle Does, I Aint Buzzed Im Just High On Life, So Why On
Earth Would I Need Drugs When I Fly On Kites, Motherfucker.."