"I'm Eminem...the Shady is really a fake alias to save me just in the case I'm gettin' chased by space alienz..."

I cut my moms stomach open with a scalpel when I was 6 months and said "I'm ready now bitch...ain't you feeling these kicks cunt..."

"y'all ain't ready for me yet...I can tell...I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell..." -all off "Any Man"

"the whole entire world can sit and swirl like a whirlin' tire...I set a fuckin' girl on fire with a curlin' iron"- off "If I Get Locked Up "