5. the birth of F.A.G.s which was the idea of my plump friend opey
4. Becoming the "King of the F.A.G.s"
3. Becoming the SS champ, only to be dicked out of it
2. The long hot nights of cybering with all the F.A.G.s
1. Pink Slipping real_1_skiddlez with only 1 punch line



Edit:
opey WAS puckering up to the nut sack, he told me he loved it and had to show some appreciation