Open the box..and pull out a unopened tampon quick/
Open it up...and stab you in the eyes with it/
Then let it absorb all your blood...and get all puffy/
Smack you with it a few times...cause you arent so lucky/
Then take my time at jamming it...so far up your cunt/
That your insides start flowing out..i just enjoy this fun/

Next Weapon-- a fork