No wordplay?

My "chump unreachable" plays into the line before it bout being shark bait.

Shark bait is called "chum"...
He falls short of being a "chump"...

So...ya know, fell short...no P at the end...shark bait!

He relates ta being ate!

That's fresh and dope, man!

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