Him:
Biography - Thug-Freestyler-King-Dealer
Location - Chi-Town (Humboldt Park)
Interests - Rap-Weed-Pussy-Guns-Cars
Occupation - Dealer

My verse for him:

Tryin ta rep Chicago but all ya doin them is harm...
Worse than that fuckin cow, that started that fire in the barn.*
Think ya Thug with that 'King Dealer' bullshit...
Swipe money from a blackjack table, closest you'll get to it.
Intrested in a little pussy? Must keep alot of pics of yourself...
Cuz no bitch could measure up, not even a female elf.
Only 19, and ain't makin it ta twenty...
Have ya dyin multiple deaths, you RB's version of Kenny.
Cuz like Target or a supermarket, ya rhymes made for average guys...
Never once been above it's why ya unheard of like swordless samurai's.
Gotcha like a shackled epileptic the way ya 'fit to be tied'...
Cuz ya flow smooth like a booted car that's trapped curbside.
You's a combo of childhood sleuths, a real 'Nancy Boy'**...
Who couldn't construct a decent verse if ya wrote em on clean Tinkertoys.
Ya just flaky like a croissant and ignored like 6 am mass...
So I'll write ya eulogy with a Mont Blanc, only way ya be described with class.


*The Great Chicago Fire was started by a cow kicking over a lantern
**Nancy Drew + Hardy Boys = Nancy Boy

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