One more...
This one was pretty hilarious...
They actually had a storyline "to inspire"...
A one legged wrestler. Yes. Seriously.
One freakin leg.
They storyline went that the owner (McMahon) hated the idea of a gimp on his show and was gonna fight him to get him away (whatever)...

So Cena comes out while the owner is talking shit and gives him his version of what's gonna happen when the owner and the gimp fight...

Zach can't beat you, that idea is totally fiction.
He just like Ted Turner, he ain't no competition!
And the fact that he got a contract is completely pathetic
Forget about his leg, his whole career is prosthetic
Yo, this kid is crazy, he's a circus freak, half his body is plastic
He should do both of us a favor, hop his ass into traffic
Now, I guess, we both got handicap matches at Vengeance, it seems
I'm fighting a Dead Man, you're fighting Christopher Reeves
Yo, yo, this kid is half-assed, you're gonna knock off his block
What's better than a one legged wrestler? Being able to walk!

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