Im always living on the good times in life, …..like its my birthday/
Like the first-day of school,… a fat kid came in, ….I thought it was a earthquake/
He shook the tables-n-chairs, I was unstable-in-fear,…cause he was staring at my cookie/
Started walking but he tripped-n-fell-“nooo” I said, he broke his hip-n-elbow, the boom shook-me/
I stumbled, then i tumbled, and I just layed-there, then he jumped me, he didn’t play-fair/
I gave him a hook-right-across-the-face, it took-him-outta-the-place, now hes at day-care/
After that I started hitting-on-my-teacher, started getting-all-her-features, cause I was horny/
Then I ran up an humped-her-legs, didn’t stop till I bumped-my-“eggs”, she tried to warn-me/
I fell-over-in-pain, and don’t tell-me-its-lame, cause for my age I got the right size/
She took-me-home, then she shook-me-bone, till I blew it in her face and I was only five/

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