Thats a good one KGM..I got one also

A preacher wanted to earn money for his church.He had heard there was big money in horse racing.However,at the local auction,the prices for horses were too steep.So he bought a donkey.The preacher figured,since he had the donkey,he might as well race it.He did,and the donkey came in 3rd place.The next day,the following headline was in the newspaper.

'Preacher's Ass Shows'

The preacher was so pleased with his donkey that he entered him in the next day race also.The donkey won.The next day the newspaper headline said the following.

"Preacher's Ass Out In Front"

The Bishop was so upset with this type of publicity, that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in the races anymore.The headline read.

Bishop Scrathes Preacher's Ass

This was too much for the Bishop,and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey.The preacher decided to give the animal to a nearby convent.The next day,the headlines read.

Nuns Have Best Ass In Town

The Bishop fainted!He informed the nuns to get rid of the donkey.So they sold it for 10 dollars.The next day paper headline read.

Nuns Peddle Ass For 10 Dollars.

They buried the Bishop.And the paper read the next day.

Too Much Ass Responsible For Bishop's Death