Ok so bitch im a chef, and you think thats *funny?*
wel how bout this for a laugh, atleast i got some *money*,
look at this poor begger a bitch ass fuckin *broke*,
outa the bin he picked up a fag end, jst to have the last *toke*,
this kid went to a gay bar to ask for a *job*,
and he jumped at the chance of sucking the bosses *nob*,
so dnt give dis faggot points for punches give him points for *slaps*,
and dis *ho* aint rly got no *flow* so diss his fuckin *craps*,
oh shit im sorry i meant his poor excuse for *raps*,
oh fuck it im so bored of Demosthenes spitting im of to take a *nap*.

Demo- and y did u do dat hunny?
Oli- cus i saw u doing it to your boss.
Demo- oh deer Oli dat wasnt my boss.
Oli- it wasnt?
Demo- no love dat was my dad.

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