HELLO MINE NAME IS COC K. JOC~R AND TODAY I WILL BE INTERVIEING WHAT UNDOUBTEBLY IS THE MOST FUCKED UP RAPPER IN THE GAME.
AFTER AN UNSUCCESSFUL TOUR AND VARIOUS SHOWS FOR THE SPECIEL OLYMPICS
( WHERE HE WAS CONFUSED FOR A DISLEXIC SCHITZO WITH TERRETS)
HE FINALLY RETURNS WITH A NEW ALBUM TITTLED AFTER THE FIRST SINGLE(NEVA BE FAMUS).
THE SINGLE WHICH HAS OUT SOLD HIS LAST SINGLE EP BY 3,SELLING 3 COPIES IS IN ROTATION BEING LITERALLY FLUG AT THE ARTIST ALONG WITH VARIOUS DEATH THREATS.

SO NONCENTZ HOW YOU DOING TODAY?
yo yo yo son im fucken great kid!
THREE COPIES YOU MUST BE PROUD?
yeah yeah son now im blowing up baby we talken double bronze baby whats fucken with that?????
RUMOR HAS IT YOUR OUTSTANDING BEAF WITH TOO SHORT HAS EARNED YOU A VERY WELL KNOW NAME.
yea yea naw mean son after i go beat by Benzino and BUshwick BILL im saying i had to show nigguz i wont pussy naw mean...?
and for the record LL you know you cheated....
comen in there with those mace ghostwrites....that shit aint right?

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WELL WONT YOU TELL THE WORLD ABOUT YOURSELF WHAT SEPERATES YOU FROM OTHER RAPPERS?

VERSE 1
try about 4000 degrees celcius to farenheit,
over 4 million m.c.'s that ...(eat my words)....
plus copy~bite-my copy~writes-
this aint a song this is they LAST WRIGHTS-
im attacking these hater-
put them on death row, placed in a chamber-
forced battle me an risk the danger -
of dying from my monoxide vapors.
if i wrote it- the world will qoute it- that automattic!
so AIR TIGHT im prostested by closterphobics- and asma~tics.
these rappers lines aint hot they barely luke warm_
while mine swarm_ like NUKE~bombs-my worst track is used for napalm.
write my rhymes with embalm...
for the preservation-of my presentation-find rappers for copulationthen.
fuck em for 17.99 plus taxation-
on the cd released for the population.
masses that gather get lathered...when i stand before the crowd-
scream out loud-
and REIGN supreme like a cumolous cloud.
NONCENTZ isnt a noun......
he's a human retoric-metaphoric-example of an animal considered prehistoric.
a teranassurus rex-on open text.
cause i can eat any m.c.'s flesh
use fresh-punchlines that punch~uate like sentence fragments- leaving their skin looking like MESH.
my style is the only thing-that aint broke so why rap aboute bling-
and rings?
id rather gather a thousand m.c.'s togeather and go on a shopping spree-for free.
that means forcing them to battle me-for their royalties-
i'll treat you like my bitch and recieve reverse allahmony.
if their every line's only a dime-
then i'm rhymen below 100 percent discount.
for seasoning your tongue with salt and pepper-
making you swallow the teeth out -your mouth.
and leaving the dj spining your dental record.
smacken every rapper with clapper acros this world-
CAUSE IM SURROUNDED BY SO MANY BITCHES YOU'D THINK I WAS ON THE REMIX FOR "I NEED A GIRL"!!!!!
NONCENTZ MOTHERFUCKER

WOW THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD INDEED THERE GUY. I DEFINETLY RESPECT YOU AFTER THAT.SO RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOUR GETTING OUT OF THE RAP GAME WHAT DO DOES THE FUTURE HOLD FOR SUCH A DANGEROUS M.C.
im retireing and gonna start singing r/b.....

WHAT?????????!!!!!!!!!
####THE REPORTER FADES OUT KICKING MY ASS######
TAKE THAT YOU FAKE AS LL SLASH JA RULE XTACY FAGET M.C.!!!!!!