Fuck You, I Rhyme Better
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George Bush...the poet?
IP:
Laura Bush revealed that President Bush had penned a poem for her when she got back from a five-day solo trip to Europe, where she attended a book festival in Moscow and visited France -- getting two kisses on the hand from French President Jacques Chirac.
Roses are red/
Violets are blue/
Oh my, lump in the bed/
How I've missed you/
Roses are redder/
Bluer am I/
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy/
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too/
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe/
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier/
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier/
He still making newbie mistakes with the/ at the end
flow was off at time, but that carrier line was the best part...
elevate G.B... you will be ill one day
The Realist
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